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I made a crack with my fellow students one day that maybe it would turn out that these “primitives”, called the “Tasaday”, were actually University of Manila students pulling a sophomoric prank and having a good laugh at everybody’s expense. Turned out, a few years later, that while no, this wasn’t a college prank, it was a hoax perpetrated by the Marcos government to get funding and tourism. I don’t think the t*rds at QAnon take these conspiracy theories seriously themselves but are laughing themselves silly at the damage they’ve been able to inflict on our body politic.

First, a president cannot “exonerate” - they can pardon individuals for federal crimes. Can a corporation be pardoned? Who knows! But it would seem ridiculous since an organization cannot be imprisoned. Now to your question. Trump claims that he, the stable genius, has done nothing wrong and that his company did nothing wrong - why would he pardon himself or the trump crime syndicate?

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